Arvind Kejriwal Famous Quotes – New Funny SMS On AAP Kejriwal

by Chetan on January 7, 2014

Arvind Kejriwal Famous Quotes – New Funny SMS On AAP Kejriwal

Quotes By Arvind Kejriwal
Ram ne Ravan ko maara (R=R)
Krishna ne Kansa ko (K=K)
Godse ne Gandhi ko (G=G)
Obama ne Osama ko (O=O)
.
.
.
Corruption maarega Congress ko (C= C)

INDIA: Kabhi Noto Ke Liye Mar Gaye,
Kabhi Voto Ke Liye Mar Gaye..
Kabhi Sheela Ki Jawaani Ke Liye Mar Gaye..
Kabhi Jalebi Bai Diwaani Ke Liye Mar Gaye..
Kabhi Jaati.. Paati Ke Naam Par Mar Gaye..
Kabhi Sarkaar Ke Kaam Par Mar Gaye..
Kabhi Ham Aapas Men Do Gaz
Zamino Ke Liye Mar Gaye..
Hote Aaj Veer Bhagat Singh To Kehte..
Yaar Sukhdev. Rajguru.
Hum Bhi Kin Kamino Ke Liye Mar Gaye..!!

*Today’s Truth*
Apne INDIA ka kuch nahi ho sakta..
Yaaro
Kyun ki yaha..
Budhhe DESH chala rahe hai..
aur
Jawan Facebook!!

Obama : Man Gai Bhai Tune Zadu Se Vo Kar Dikhaya,
Jo Sala Ham Dron Hamla Karke BHi Nahi Kar Pate,
Ham Itni Bat To Rajnikanth Se Bhi Nahi Karte,
Lekin Yaar Me Tujse Milne India Aaunga
Vha Delhi Ki Parathe Wali Galiya me Parathe Khayenge
Fir Bhopal Chalakar Namak Wali Chay Piyenge
Bangali Paan Khayenge
Aur Pakistan Ki Border Par Pan Thuk Kar Aayenge

Arvind Kejriwal Jokes on Twitter

> Arvind Kejriwal decides to look for smaller house. You know why, no?
> That awkward moment when Arvind Kejriwal gives you a business card that says “nobody”
> One minute silence for broker who loses brokerage RT @htTweets:
I have decided to not take the new house allotted to me: Arvind Kejriwal
> Arvind Kejriwal :
IIT in first attempt,
IRS in first attempt,
CM in first attempt..
Apni to Activa bhi nahi start hoti pehli baar me.
> @ArvindKejriwal i hav also asked my manager to get the office
to the next apartment, only then i can work late..

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