Election Jokes 2014 India – Latest New Political Jokes Collection

by Chetan on March 29, 2014

Election Jokes 2014 India – Latest New Political Jokes Collection 

Parlok mein Rajiv Gandhi ko achanak hansi aa gayi..
Indira Gandhi ne puchha: kya hua?
Rajiv: Sonia se shaadi maine ki, par bhugat Manmohan Singh raha hai.!

Did you notice…
This year’s election is a Bachelor’s Party
Narendra Modi,
Rahul Gandhi
Jayalalitha
Mayawati
Mamta Bannerji
Anna Hazare….
Desh ka bhavishya keval Kunwara Vyakti hi badal sakta hai…
Kyunki… Shaadi-Shuda insaan to saala TV ka channel bhi apni marzi se nahin badal sakta!!

Aandhi o Ke Rukh se Shihansan Dolne lage,
Insani jajbato ko taraju me tolne lage,
Ye hai hamare modi ji ka jalwa ki,
Gunge bhi bolne lage.

Ram ne Ravan ko maara (R=R)
Krishna ne Kansa ko (K=K)
Godse ne Gandhi ko (G=G)
Obama ne Osama ko (O=O)
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Corruption maarega Congress ko (C= C)

Dear Deepika..
U went to Yuvraj, his form dropped.
U went to Ranbir, his movie flopped.
U went to Mallyas, their airline stopped.
Plz join Congress.. & Save India.

Gazal By Indian AAM AADMI
Yeh Anna hazare be le lo
Yeh Lokpall be le lo
Bhale cheen lo Hum se Bipasha Basu
Magar Hum Ko Lauta do
Woh Kimti Purani
Woh Atta
Woh Gas
Woh Bijli
Woh Pani
Badi Meharbaani…!
Badi Meharbaani…!

1 gaon me Rahul Gandhi ko 1 bache ne kaha:
Sirji 14 mahino se yaha school me teacher nahi he.
Rahul- To school kaise chal raha he?
Bacha- Jaise desh chal raha hai!

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