Manmohan Singh and Sonia Gandhi Jokes – Funny Jokes on Indian Politics

by Chetan on May 6, 2013

Sonia:- Aap Gandhi Jayaniti Ke Bare Main Hume 2-4 Baatein Bataiye
Manmohan:- Ji.. Mujhe Gandhi Ji Ke Bare Main To Pata Hai, Lekin Ye Jayanti Koun Hai Nahi Pata.!!

Once A Teacher Asked The Student:
Teacher: What Does Our Prime Minister Manmohan Singh Do ?
Pappu: He Does Whatever Sonia Gandhi Advice  Him To Do.

Manmohan Singh – We Will Send Indians To The Moon Next Year.
Obama – Oh! How many???
Manmohan Singh- 100.
According To Reservation(Aarakshan) 35 OBC, 30 SC, 20 ST, 10
handicapped, 5 sports quota, 4 minority & if possible….1 astronaut

One day Manmohan Singh will retire,
And his autobiography will be called,
’3 Mistakes of My Life’
3G &
Sonia G’..!!

A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at
evening not in the morning. Sardarji replied
”Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM”.

Manmohan Singh Vs Baccha
Manmohan Singh Ek Bacche Ki Samjh Ki Pariksha Le Rahe The.
Manmohan: Agar Samundar Ke Bich Main apple Ka Pedh Ho to Apple Kaise Todoge?
Baccha: Mannu Uncle, Chidiya Bankar.
Manmohan: Aadmi Ko Chidiya Tum Banaoge?
Baccha: To Samundar Ke Bichh Main Apple Aap Ugayenge?

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