Short 140 Character Jokes in Hindi – Funny Jokes SMS Collection

by Chetan on February 28, 2013

SARDAR 2 PANDIT-Ap k sir pe Choti q H?
PANDIT-Is se Mere Dimag Me Vichar Aate H
SARDAR-Sala Idhar to pura TATA-SKY Laga H
Fir B kuch nhi ata.

Santa: Pados ki Ladki ko dekh, wo Exam me first aayi hai.
Son: Usko hi to dekhta tha, tabhi to FAIL ho gaya

Santa kissed his GF in park
Gf: Plz ye sab shaadi se pehle maat karo
Santa: Oh Soniye Don’t worry I’m married

Inspector to Santa:Faansi se pehle,
bata teri aakhri ichha kya hai???
Santa:Mere pair upar aur sier neeche kar k faansi de do!!!

Father: 12th Krne k Baad Tum Kya Karoge.?
Boy: BCA
Father: Very Good Per Ye BCA Hota kya he.?
Boy: Baap ke Cash pe Aish!

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